Monday, November 20, 2006

The Persimmon Pucker


Have you ever been ‘had’ by a persimmon or a person with a persimmon? Have you ever been tricked into trying this passion fruit out of season? If you have, you will never forget that dry, drawled, puckered feeling! Or the vow that followed, “Never, (and I mean never) will I ever be ‘had’ again.”

Saturday I was mowing, last time of the year (I hope), and God spoke to me about the persimmon tree in my yard. Every year someone inevitably asks, “What kind of tree is that? Or a child might ask, ‘Is that a pumpkin tree’?”

Unfortunately, my husband was ‘my’ persimmon perpetrator. I didn’t want to have anything to do with that stuff ever again. As a matter of fact, I kept confusing the fruit with pomegranates. Until one day, my neighbor asked if she could pick some and I replied, “Sure, take all you want. And, by the way, what are they again?” She said thank you with a warm loaf of persimmon bread. It was wonderful and unforgettable!

Now back to God speaking to me… While mowing, my thoughts went to how we, as Christians, are like persimmons. People try us out, like a bite sized sampler of Jesus. If it is a bad experience, then they may never again “taste to see that the Lord is good”. Lord, have I left a bad taste in someone’s mouth? Would you be like a fresh peppermint that cleanses that experience from their taste buds?

Oh but, when we are ripe for the pickin’ watch out because we are sweet and sticky. Some have already fallen on the ground so watch your step. If you step in it, then we, Jesus and I, are stuck on you like your favorite candy.

Thursday, November 16, 2006

PooPoo Camp


Well, well, well...I never thought in a thousand years I'd ever say this, "Thank you, Lord, for helping me pass my 'poopoo test'!" Yesterday I retrieved my test results and I passed, whew. Now why, in the world you might ask, did I have to become licensed in Wastewater Treatment? The City of Goree needs a licensed operator or they get in big trouble with the TCEQ. (a.k.a. the 'poopoo police')

Now here's my gripe...

I went to three days of "sewer camp" (thank you, Jill) and took a test (in which I barely squeaked by), and yet I remain clueless. The manual contained only four pages that apply to our type of system. And after questioning the instructor and TCEQ proctor, no answers were given to help me maintain healthy BOD or in laymen's terms, sewage strength. They just said keep your bugs happy. Well, hello, how? That's why I went to Poopoo School, to learn! In short, we are on our own. Pray that we are good teachers to ourselves and that we don't have to learn all of our lessons the hard or expensive way.

Sigh~

Tuesday, November 14, 2006

Home Alone I


Last week, Kent, Caroline and I went to Lubbock for Water and Waste Water School (don't get me started on that subject) and we left our kitties at home, all alone. This pic was taken by Amber, little did she know that this was the perfect kitty-view pic for this blog entry. She was also unaware that, somewhere in that yard, my kittens were partying like it was 1999.

No, we didn't hire a kittysitter this time and yes, I was nervous wreck. I was also fidgety about leaving the kids' ministry. But, all survived! The more alarming question is, "Did Tammie and Caroline pass their poo-poo water test?" (It was hard! The test, that is.)

Thursday, November 02, 2006

One Night With The King




Well, Kent took me out on the town for our 10th first blind date anniversary. We watched a romantic movie and he tried to order hot chocolate at the restuarant for me, but they didn't have any. Bummer...but, that didn't spoil the movie.

I knew going into this movie that I was going to be spiritually 'moved' into the throne room of my King. The story of Esther is one of my favorites and God had already prepared me to look at this from a 'bride of Christ' perspective. Any and most woman can easily put themselves into the role of Esther, but to identify with the reality that I am the Princess that 'will' have Him, the King, someday is a much deeper truth. And that He lavishes me with beauty treatments, i.e. the Holy Spirit, in preparation for that Day. My words cannot touch how I really feel. I long for intimacy with my Jesus, beyond the veil moments with Him and Him alone.